The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder
- Sneeze-ready— tissues pop out of his rear
- Super-soft plush— cute enough to keep out all year
- Instant laugh— every guest will reach for one
One sneeze. One very rude dispenser.
Get your grump →IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH.
SNEEZE READY
Pull one out, the next pops up.
SUPER SOFT PLUSH
Cuddly enough to keep out all year.
REFILLS IN SECONDS
Slip a fresh tissue pack inside.
SHELF, DESK OR CAR
Lies flat anywhere you sniffle.
QUESTIONS, ANSWERED
What tissues does it take?
A standard flat tissue pack slips inside through the opening underneath. Pull the first tissue through his rear and you're set.
How big is it?
He's roughly [LENGTH] cm long — big enough to make a statement on a shelf, small enough for a desk or dashboard.
Is it soft or hard?
Fully soft plush, so he's safe to toss on the sofa and fun to squeeze between sneezes.
Is it a good gift?
It's the gag gift people actually keep using. Perfect for Secret Santa, white elephant swaps and stocking stuffers.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship in [X–Y] business days and arrive in [X–Y] days. You'll get tracking by email as soon as it ships.
What's your return policy?
Not grinning? Contact us within [X] days of delivery for a return. See our refund policy for details.
How do I clean it?
Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap, then let him air dry.